Trump's Fairytales
Good afternoon children I am so happy to be here for story hour. Today, I am going to recite to you from the book of Trump's Fairytales. Once upon a time Trump inherited a Goldilocks economy from Biden but decided to play reverse Robin Hood he's robbing from the poor and giving to the rich through tax cuts and tariffs. The Dow tripped over his tariffs plunged down a rabbit hole and bonked its head all the way to Wonderland. Mad as a hatter Trump tears at the economy leaving only crumbs for Hansel and Gretel. The recession president Should have asked Geppetto to assemble his cabinet. Trump appointed a pro-measles Secretary of Health who would trade the magic beans for a plague a Secretary of Education who shuttered the schoolhouse doors a National Security Advisor who doesn't know how to secure and a defensive Secretary of Defense. But they are transparent as a glass slipper all their secrets spilled online passwords scribbled...